ﻛﻼﻡ ﺳﻮﺩﺍﻧﻲ ﻟﺬﻳﺬ

ﻛﻼﻡ ﺳﻮﺩﺍﻧﻲ ﻟﺬﻳﺬ
- ﺍﻟﻠﻴﻠﺔ ﺍﻟﺼﺒﺎﺡ - ﺧُﺪﺭﻩ ﻭﻋﻠﻴﻬﺎ
ﺑُﺪﺭﻩ - ﺑﻄﻦ ﺍﻟﺒﻴﺖ - ﺧﺸﻢ
ﺍﻟﺒﺎﺏ - ﻧﺨﺮﺓ ﺍﻟﺴﻔﻨﺠﺔ -
ﺃﺿﺎﻥ ﺍﻟﻘﻔﺔ - ﺇﻳﺪ ﺍﻟﻬﻮﻥ -
ﻛﺮﺍﻉ ﺍﻟﻌﻨﻘﺮﻳﺐ
ﺭﻗﺒﺔ ﺍﻟﻘﺰﺍﺯﺓ - ﻋﻨﻜﻮﻟﻴﺐ .. -
ﺳﻨﻪ ﻧﺎﻋﻤﻪ - ﺣﻀﺮﻧﺎ ﻭﻟﻢ
ﻧﺠﺪﻛﻢ - ﺍﻟﺸﻜﻴﻪ ﻟﻲ ﺃﺑﻴﺪﺍً
ﻗﻮﻳﻪ - -ﻳﺎ (ﺯﻭﻝ) ﻋﺎﻳﻦ
ﻟﻠﻘﺮﻭﺵ ﺩﻱ ﻣﺶ ﻓﻴﻬﺎ
ﻧﻤﺮﺓ ؟؟؟
- ﻓﻚ ﺍﻟﻘﻤﻴﺺ ﺩﻩ .. - -
ﺳﺠﻤﻲ ﺩﻗﺎﻭ .. - - ﻗﺮﺻﺔ ﻳﺎ
ﻣﻌﻠﻢ .. - ﻓﻚ ﺍﻟﻨﻔﺲ ﻭﻻ
ﺃﻗﻮﻟﻴﻚ -ﺟﻴﺐ ﺳﻔﻪ ... - -
ﺣِﺴﻲ ﺇﻧﻘﺮﺵ
ﺃﻓﻌﺎﻝ ﺭﺑﺎﻋﻴﺔ ﺑﻈﻼﻝ
ﺳﻮﺭﻳﺎﻟﻴﺔ:
ﺑﺮﻃﻊ - ﻓﺮﺗﻖ – ﻛﻨﻜﺶ –
ﺳﺮﺩﺏ – ﺻﻨﻘﻊ - - ﻫﻀﺮﺏ –
ﺯﺭﻗﻦ – ﺑﺸﺘﻦ – ﺳﻨﺴﻦ –
ﻃﺮﺷﻖ
- ﻃﺮﺑﻖ - ﺷﺤﺘﻒ – ﺩﻧﻘﺮ –
ﺷﻠﻬﺖ – ﺳﻠﻔﻖ – ﻋﻨﻘﺪ –
ﺣﻤﺒﻚ – ﻋﺼﻠﺞ – ﺧﺮﺧﺮ –
ﺣﻨﺪﻙ – ﺟﻬﺞ – ﺗﻠﺐ –
ﺟﻤﻞ ﻳﻜﺜﺮ ﺍﺳﺘﺨﺪﺍﻣﻬﺎ
ﺳﻴﺪ ﺍﻟﻠﺒﻦ - ﺑﻴﺖ ﺍﻟﺒﻜﺎ - ﺃﺩّﻳﻚ
ﻛﺪﻩ .. - ﺍﻟﻀﺤﺎﻛﺎﺕ
(ﺍﻟﻘﺮﻭﺵ) - ﺍﻟﻤﻨﺠﺮﻩ
(ﺍﻟﺴﻔﺎﺳﻒ - ﺍﻟﻌﻀﻪ) - ﻋﻤﻠﺖ
ﻟﻲ ﺷﻨﻮ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺒﺘﺎﻋﺎﺕ ؟؟
- ﺍﻟﻔﻮﺭﻩ ﻛﻢ؟ - ﻭﻭﻭﻳﻚ ﺍﺩﻭﻫﻮ
ﺍﺳﻨﺎﻓﻴﻚ - ﻧﺎﺱ ﻋﻤﻲ -
ﺃﻗﻮﻟﻴﻚ ﺣﺎﺟﻪ ﺧﻠﻴﺘﺎ ﻟﻴﻚ ﻛﻠﻮ
ﻛﻠﻮ ..
- ﺩﻭﺭ ﺍﻟﻠﻴﻠﻪ - ﺍﻟﺮﻗﺼﺔ ﺍﻟﺠﺎﻳﺔ
ﻟﻠﻌﺮﻳﺲ ﻭﺍﻟﻌﺮﻭﺱ.. -
ﻭﻗﻮﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻣﻲ ﻛﺪﻩ ﻳﺎ ﺍﻟﻤﺮﺍ
ﻣﻮﺗﻲ.. –
ﺑﻲ ﺍﻟﻜُﺮُﻭﺑﺎﻭﻱ (ﺑﺎﻟﻔﻪ ﺃﻭ ﺑﻲ
ﻭﺭﻩ) - ﺑﻲ ﺟﺎﻱ ﺧﻤﺴﻴﻦ ...
ﺑﻲ ﺟﺎﻱ ﺧﻤﺴﻴﻦ ﻭﺍﻟﻘﺎﻓﻞ
ﻳﺠُﺮ –
ﺃﺩﻭﻧﻲ (ﺣَﺴُﻦ) ﺑﻀﻢ ﺍﻟﺴﻴﻦ –
ﻛﺘﺐ ﻟﻲ ﻗﺎﺑﻠﻨﻲ –
ﺑﺤﺲَ ﺍﻟﻔﺮﻳﻐﻴﻦ ﺗﺮﺗﻴﺒﺎﺕ ﻟﻐﺎﺀ
ﺍﻟﻐﻤﻪ ﺍﻟﻤﺮﺗﻐﺐ ﻭﻏﺎﻝ ﻏﺎﻳﺪ
ﺍﻟﻔﺮﻳﻎ ﺍﻻﺯﺭﻍ - ﺳﻨﺤﺴﻢ
ﺍﻟﻠﻐﺎﺀ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺪﻏﺎﻳﻎ ﺍﻻﻭﻟﻰ
(ﻣﻦ ﺃﻏﻮﺍﻝ ﺍﻟﺮﺍﺣﻞ ﺍﻟﻤﻐﻴﻢ ..)
- ﻋﺸﻄﺎﻥ ﺩﺍﻳﺮ ﻟﻲ ﺑﻴﺴﺘﻲ
ﻛﻮﻻ - ﻣﺸﻴﻨﺎ ﺍﺗﺤﻤﺪﻟﻨﺎ
ﺍﻟﺴﻼﻣﻪ - ﻛﻮ ﻛﻮ ﻛﻮ ﺩﻗﺎ
ﺍﻟﺒﺎﺏ.. ﻗﺎﻡ ﺗﺮﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺡ ﺃﺩﺍﻫﻮ
ﻛﻒ ..
- ﻗﺎﻡ ﺯﻳﻴﻴﻴﻴﻴﻄﻚ ﻛﺪﻩ ﺯﺍﻍ ﻣﻦ
ﺍﻟﻜﻒ .. ﻟﻜﻦ ﻭﻭﺭﺩﻟﻮﺏ
ﻭﻗﻊ ..- ﺑﺲ ﺑﺐ ﻗﺎﻡ ﺳﺮﻳﻊ ..-
ﻭﺷﺨﺨﺨﺦ ﺿﺒﺢ ﺍﻟﺨﺮﻭﻑ
ﻛﺮﺍﻣﺔ
..- ﺍﻭﻝ ﺑﺎﻟﺘﺒﺎﺩﻯ- ﻳﺎ ﺳﻴﺪﻱ
ﺍﻟﻠَّﻤﺎﻧﺘﻲ ﻟﻴﻚ - ﺍﻟﻘﺼﺔ ﻣﺎ
ﻗﺼﺔ ﻗﺮﻭﺵ - ﺭﺑﻚ ﺭﺏ ﺍﻟﺨﻴﺮ
ﻳﺴﺘﺮ –
ﻟﻜﻦ ﺍﻟﻨﺼﻴﺤﻪ ﺍﻟﺴﻮﺗﺎ ﺷﻴﻨﻪ -
ﺍﺩﺗﻮ ﺷﺎﻛﻮﺵ ﻓﻲ ﺻﻤﺖ
ﺧﺸﻤﻮ
ﺗﺘﺨﻴﻞ
ﺭﻗﺪ ﺳﻠﻄﺔ - ﻭﺯﺍﺩﺕ ﻋﻠﻴﻪ
ﺍﻟﻄﻴﻦ ﺑﻠﻪ - ﻭ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻨﻬﺎﻳﺔ
ﻧﻘﻮﻝ ﺷﻨﻮ ﻛﻞ ﺷﻲ - ﻗﺴﻤﺔ ﻭ
ﻧﺼﻴﺐ
ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﺍﺳﺘﻌﺪﺍﺩ... ﺍﺗﻨﻴﻦ ﺿﺮﺏ
ﻧﺎﻥ... ﺗﻼﺗﺔ ﻛﻮﻑ...
ﻟﺰﻳﺰﻩ ﺟﻨﺲ ﻟِﺰﻩ
ﻋﺎﻣﻞ ﺍﻷﺭﺽ ﻭﺍﻟﺠﻤﻬﻮﺭ
ﺷﺎﻳﺖ ﻛﻮﺭﺓ ﻣﺎﻓﻲ ﻟﻴﻬﺎ ﺍﻱ
ﺩﺍﻋﻲ – ﻛﻮﺭﻧﻞ - ﺭﻣﻴﺔ
ﺍﻟﺘﻤﺎﺱ - ﺩﻩ ﻣﻦ ﻧﺎﺣﻴﻪ - ﻣﻦ
ﺍﻟﻨﺎﺣﻴﻪ ﺍﻟﺘﺎﻧﻴﻪ
ﻗﺮﻳﺖ ﺍﻻﻫﻠﻴﺔ ﻭﺳﺎﻛﻦ
ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺿﺔ - ﻋﻠﻴﻨﺎ ﻭﻋﻠﻴﻚ ﻳﺘﺒﺎﺭﻙ
- ﺭﺍﺳﻲ ﻟﻔﺔ ﺟﺎﺗﻨﻲ ﺩﻭﺷﺔ
ﻣﺸﻴﺖ ﻟﻘﻴﺘﻮ ﻣﺎﻓﻰ - ﺯﻭﻝ
ﻋﻮﺍﻟﻴﻖ ﺳﺎﻛﺖ - ﺑﻜﺮﺓ ﺑﻴﺠﻰ
ﺍﻟﺨﺮﻳﻒ ﻭﺍﻟﻠﻮﺍﺭﻯ ﺑﺘﻘﻴﻒ
ﺃﻟﻄﻒ ﻣﺎ ﻗﺮﻳﺖ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺳﻴﺎﺭﺓ
ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻛﺎﺗﺐ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺤﺎﻓﻠﺔ :
ﻫﺬﺍ ﺍﻟﻤﺸﺘﺮﻙ ﻻ ﻳﻤﻜﻦ
ﺍﻟﻮﺻﻮﻝ ﺍﻟﻴﻪ ﺣﺎﻟﻴﺎ + ﻭﻭﺍﺣﺪ
ﺗﺎﻧﻲ ﻛﺎﺗﺐ : ﺍﻟﺰﺭﺍﻑ ﺭﻛﻮﺏ
ﺍﻟﺠﻦ + ﻭﺍﻗﻔﻴﻦ ﺗﺤﻨﻨﻮﺍ
ﻭﺭﺍﻛﺒﻴﻦ ﺗﺠﻨﻨﻮﺍ
+ ﻳﺎﻧﺎﺱ ﻳﺎ ﺷﺮ ﻛﻔﺎﻳﺔ ﻗﺮ ....
ﻋﻴﻦ ﺍﻟﺤﺴﻮﺩ ﻓﻴﻬﺎ ﻋﻮﺩ
ﻳﺎﺑﺖ ﺍﻛُﺘﻠﻲ ﺍﻟﻠﻤﺒﻪ ﻣﻌﺎﻙ
ﻭﻗﻨِﺒﻲ ﻓﻮﻕ ﺑﻄﻦ ﺍﻟﺒﻴﺖ -
ﻛﺮﺍﺱ ﺍﻟﻌﻴﺎﺩﺓ - ﺍﻟﻜﻨﺒﺔ
ﺍﻟﻄﻴﺶ - ﺃﺑﻮ ﺍﻟﻔﺼﻞ – ﺩﻓﺘﺮ
ﺍﻟﻌﻴﺎﺩﺓ - ﺳﻨﺔ ﺳﺎﺗَّﺔ – ﺍﻻﻟﻔﺔ
ﻣﺤﻄﺔ ﺍﻟﻤﺎﺳﻮﺭﻩ – ﻣﺤﻄﺔ
ﺍﻟﻌﺸﺮﺓ – ﻣﺤﻄﺔ ﺍﻟﺴﺒﻴﻞ –
ﻣﺤﻄﺔ ﺍﻟﺨﻮﺭ -
ﻗﻠﺒﻲ ﺃﻛﻠﻨﻲ... ﻣﻮﺑﺎﻟﻐﺔ (ﺑﻠﻐﺔ
ﺍﻟﺤﻨﺎﻛﻴﺶ) ... ﺭﻭﻕ ﻓﻲ ﻋﻠﺒﻚ
ﻟﻤﻦ ﻳﺠﻲ ﻃﻠﺒﻚ (ﺩﻱ ﺑﺎﻟﺘﺄﻛﻴﺪ
ﻣﺎ ﻟﻐﺔ ﺣﻨﺎﻛﻴﺶ)
ﺍﻧﺘﻮ ﻳﺎ ﺍﻟﻨﺴﻮﺍﻥ ﺗﻤﺸﻮ
ﻟﻠﻤﻠﺠﻪ... ﺗﻘﻴﻔﻮ ﻣﻊ
ﺍﻟﺮﺟﺎﻝ...ﺗﻘﻠﻮ ﺟﺒﻨﺎ ﺧﺪﺍﺭ..ﺁﺁﺁﻱ
ﺳﻤﺢ ﺍﻧﺖ ﻭ ﺷﺮﻁ ﺍﻧﺖ..
ﺍﻟﻜﻮﺍﺭﻳﻚ ﺷﻨﻮ ... ﺍﻟﺮﻭﺱ
ﺍﻟﺮﻭﺱ .. ﺣﺒﺎﺏ ﺍﻟﺘﻴﻮﺱ ...
ﻣﺸﻴﺖ ﻟﻘﻴﺘﻮﺍ ﻣﺎﻓﻲ ... ﻗﺎﻡ
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